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eric-coldfire:

thepromiscuousfinger:

Community Notes is so good.

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07170:

escuerzoresucitado:

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really love these two replies in particular

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memewhore:

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p4nsy:

p4nsy:

Google how to make ibuprofen work now how to make painkiller kick in RIGHT NOW like NOW make ibuprofen start working instantaneously please please please

What the fuck are you talking about

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sonic06apologist:

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pussyronin:

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

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zagreus:

cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

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himbofisher:

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